Suertres Tips and Lotto Results For January 31, 2024



Wala nang mas nakaka-excite kaysa sa pag-uusap tungkol sa buwis, di ba? Sino nga ba ang mag-aakala na kahit ang Diyos ay nagnanais ng parte mula sa ating mga panalo sa lotto? Parang naririnig ko na ang mga anghel sa panahon ng draw: "And lo and behold, ang mga numero ng nanalo ay... may buwis!"

Ngayon, hindi ko alam sa inyo, pero palagi kong iniisip na may mas malalaking bagay na inaatupag ang Diyos kaysa sa mag-aalala kung sino ang nananalo sa roleta o kung sino ang nanalo sa lotto. Pero hey, kung pati ang mga banal na puwersa ay nagnanais ng bahagi sa empanada, sino ba naman ako para tumanggi?

Kaya heto ang deal: Ang PCSO at PAGCOR ay naglalaro ng tax game. Gusto nilang bawasan ang buwis sa mga panalo sa lotto dahil tila ang karamihan sa mga bumibili ng mga tiket ay hirap na hirap na. Parang sinasabi nila na, "Ito na lang ang natitira kong pera, subukan nating gawing mansion!" Pinagpapala ang kanilang optimistikong mga puso.

Pero sandali, may dagdag pa! Ang charity fund ng PCSO ay nauubos na parang isang pack ng cookies sa isang silid na puno ng mga bata dahil sa isang bagay na tinatawag na documentary stamp tax. Isang beses nilang sinubukan ipasa ito sa mga tumataya, at ano ang nangyari? Ang benta ng tiket ay bumaba na parang isang bumabagsak na lobo.

At saka may PAGCOR na nagsasabi, "Hey, sa Singapore at Macau, hindi binubuwisan ang mga panalo sa casino, bakit tayo?" Parang sinasabi nila, "Pumunta sa aming mga casino, manalo ng malaki, at iyo na ang lahat!" Sounds like a plan, di ba?

Sa huli, ang lahat ay tungkol sa pera, mahal! Pero hey, kung ang pagbawas ng buwis ay nangangahulugang mas maraming pondo para sa charity, baka hindi naman ito ganun kasama sa lahat. Tandaan lang, mga kaibigan, kahit ikaw ay naglalaro ng sugal, maaaring nakabantay ang Diyos... at naghihintay ng kanyang bahagi!

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Nothing's more thrilling than talking taxes, right? Who'd think even God wants a share from our lotto wins? It's like hearing angels during the draw: "And lo and behold, the winning numbers are... taxable!"

Now, I don't know about you, but I always imagine God's got bigger things on His mind than worrying about who wins at roulette or lotto. But hey, if even the divine forces want a slice of the pie, who am I to refuse?

So here's the deal: PCSO and PAGCOR are playing the tax game. They want to slash taxes on lotto wins because it seems most ticket buyers are barely scraping by. It's like they're saying, "This is all the money I've got left, let's try to turn it into a mansion!" Bless their optimistic hearts.

But wait, there's more! PCSO's charity fund is dwindling like a pack of cookies in a room full of kids because of something called a documentary stamp tax. They tried passing it onto bettors once, and what happened? Ticket sales plummeted like a deflating balloon.

And then there's PAGCOR saying, "Hey, in Singapore and Macau, they don't tax casino wins, why should we?" It's like they're saying, "Come to our casinos, win big, and it's all yours!" Sounds like a plan, doesn't it?

In the end, it's all about the money, folks! But hey, if cutting taxes means more funds for charity, maybe it's not all that bad after all. Just remember, friends, even as you gamble, God might be watching... and waiting for His cut!

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These are today's Suertres Lotto tips; 
Yesterday's results are at the bottom


256
262*
290
690*
767
830
882
913*
914*
924*
957

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Yesterday's Philippine PCSO Draw Results 
Date: Jan. 29, 2024 Mon

3D Lotto Luzon Visayas and Min
Afternoon 2:00 pm: 8-1-0
Afternoon 5:00 pm: 4-0-6
Evening 9:00 pm: 2-2-4
Winning numbers in exact order

2D Lotto Luz Vis-Mindanao
Afternoon 2:00 pm: 10-30
Afternoon 5:00 pm: 10-01
Evening 9:00 pm: 20-08
Winning numbers in exact order

4D Lotto
Evening 9:00 pm: 6-7-7-3

Grand 6/55 Nationwide Lotto
09-53-17-51-43-52
Current Jackpot: Php29,700,000.00
(0)winner
Winning numbers in any order

6/45 National Lottery
38-23-45-11-21-33
Current Jackpot: Php8,910,000.00
(0)winner
Winning numbers in any order


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