Monday, December 29, 2014

Suertres Tips/Swertres Tips of the Philippines and Lotto Results Today - Dec 29 2014
 My bold predictions, v. 2015
HUMMING IN MY UNIVERSE By Jim Paredes (The Philippine Star) | Updated December 28, 2014 - 12:00am

The tradition continues. At this time of year I automatically go into a trance and transform into a swami. And while in a catatonic state, I blurt out my visions for the coming year, 2015. When I do, it is said that I speak rapidly and almost unintelligibly. I don’t know this because I am lost in some spell. A spirit overtakes me. Luckily, I have an assistant who records everything I say lest my readers miss out on the “lay of the land” next year.

Dear readers, here are my bold predictions for 2015 — revealed!

1) The ISIS ideology will come to the Philippines but in an unexpected twist, it will be embraced and vigorously carried out by women! Yes. This is, after all, a matriarchal society that we live in.

Men will be harassed, detained, punished, persecuted, and will be in constant fear for their lives. This rampaging army of women will carry the name “MISIS”!

2) There will be a worldwide social media movement urging everyone to upload their nude photos and sex videos online for everyone to see. Contrary to what everyone thinks, this will not pollute social media, even if it will seem like it for a while. Instead what will eventually happen is that netizens will get over their prurient fascination with everyone’s sex lives and the conversations on social media will be elevated to a higher level.

3) Pope Francis’ scheduled visit to Manila will be successful. As he has said, he will stay in modest quarters, eat simple food, will not ride a limo but a simple sedan. He has also said he will not meet politicians, rich and famous people, and will be happy to be with the poor and disenfranchised. This will all come to pass.

Imelda Marcos will attempt to have an audience with the Pope claiming she is now poor since the PCGG has confiscated some of her houses, paintings, jewelry and cash. She will argue that she is now disenfranchised and suffering because the court has forced her family to pay reparations to human rights victims. Based on her new “poor and suffering” status, she will make a request to see the Pope. Her request will not be entertained!

4) VP Binay will formally file his candidacy for the presidential race. Since he has been called many names lately, he will ask Comelec to recognize ballots bearing the following names in his favor: “Jejomar Binay,” “Jejomar,” “Binay,” “Mayor,” “VP,” “NogNog,” “Hacendero,”
“Sinungaling,” “Duwag,” etc. The last four names will not be recognized but the Comelec will suggest “Susmariosep,” which Binay will approve.

5) Pfizer, the drug company, will utilize exotic Philippine plants and herbs to create new products. But they will make a monumental mistake when they add the extract of the sensitive-to-the-touch makahiya plant to Viagra. The result will be something magnificent to look at but, alas, cannot be held.

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Lotto Results Yesterday - PCSO
For December 28, 2014 Sunday

EZ2 Lotto
Morning 11am: 02-22
Afternoon 4pm: 28-23
Evening 9pm: 29-10
Winning numbers in exact order
Php 4,000.00 per 10 peso play

Suertres Lotto Luzon Vis-Min
Morning 11:00 am: 9-5-7
Afternoon 4:00 pm: 9-0-3
Evening 9:00 pm: 8-7-0
Winning numbers in exact order
Php: 4,500 per 10 peso play

Super 6/49 Nationwide Lotto
Current Jackpot: Php 111,367,580.00
Winning numbers in any order

Mini Sweepstakes
1st Prize P80,000.00
2nd Prize P15,000.00
3rd Prize P5,000.00

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