So, folks, let's talk about miracles, shall we? I mean, if you've ever needed a sign from above, winning the lotto twenty times in a single month has got to be God's way of saying, "Hey buddy, you're on a roll!"
Now, Senator Raffy Tulfo here is playing detective with the Philippine Charity Sweepstakes Office (PCSO) records, and what does he find? Someone, I repeat, someone out there is raking in the winnings like they've got a direct line to Lady Luck's private number! Twenty times! I can't even win at rock-paper-scissors twenty times in a row with my little cousin, let alone hit the lotto!
I mean, maybe they've got a secret stash of four-leaf clovers or a pet leprechaun working overtime. Or perhaps, they've just mastered the art of whispering sweet nothings to the lottery machine. "Come on, baby, give me those winning digits!"
And what's even more eyebrow-raising is that they're winning both the four-digit draw and the two-digit draw. It's like winning the lottery isn't enough; they've got to diversify their portfolio!
But hey, Senator Tulfo, always the detective, is on the case, promising to protect the identities of these fortunate souls. Because let's face it, if my name was on that list, I'd be hiring bodyguards and building a moat around my house!
And let's not forget our friends at the Bureau of Internal Revenue (BIR), who are probably scratching their heads wondering, "Where's our cut in all of this?"
Meanwhile, the PCSO General Manager is scratching his head, too, like, "Wait, people are winning this much? Maybe I should start playing!"
In the end, who knows? Maybe it's just a case of mistaken identity, or perhaps the universe is just having a little fun. But hey, if lightning can strike twenty times, who's to say you can't catch a little thunder in your pocket, right? Welcome to the lottery, where dreams come true, and the odds are about as predictable as the weather forecast in the Philippines!
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These are today's Suertres Lotto tips;
Results are at the bottom
024*
033
197
342
405*
475*
694
730
736*
774
875*
920
* = Hot Numbers
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Philippine PCSO Draw Results for
Date: Mar. 11, 2024 Mon
3D Lotto LuzViMinda
Afternoon 2:00 pm: 1-2-6
Afternoon 5:00 pm: 9-6-3
Evening 9:00 pm: 8-8-2
Winning numbers in exact order
2D Lotto LuzViMinda
Afternoon 2:00 pm: 21-03
Afternoon 5:00 pm: 29-29
Evening 9:00 pm: 02-21
Winning numbers in exact order
4D Lotto
Evening 9:00 pm: 7-9-8-9
Grand 6/55 Nationwide Lotto
53-39-30-54-11-40
Current Jackpot: Php122,101,004.40
(0)winner
Winning numbers in any order
6/45 National Lottery
07-23-15-03-42-06
Current Jackpot: Php8,910,000.00
(0)winner
Winning numbers in any order
For best results, it is suggested to always employ rumble on the tips above.
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