FIRST PERSON By Alex Magno (The Philippine Star) | Updated June 20, 2013 - 12:00am
MMDA chairman Francis Tolentino finally solved the problem of flooding. After careful sleuthing, he concludes the floods were the results of deliberate acts of sabotage by street waifs looking to push stranded vehicles for a fee.
Tolentino arrived at the amazing conclusion after finding a piece of plywood clogging a drain along Edsa. It had to be the handiwork of the street waifs who make money pushing cars out of the water or charging pedestrians using their makeshift footbridges. The whole city, if this conclusion holds, was flooded because a conspiracy of saboteurs were out to make a few pesos by producing misery for millions.
Rene Almendras, secretary to the Cabinet, enlarges the conspiracy theory to include households dumping trash on the waterways. They apparently connive either to force cancellations of classes or to avoid work.
With the conclusions of the two most brilliant members of the Aquino Cabinet, we can now be assured the floods disrupting the urban economy are not an engineering problem. Flooding is a police problem.
Now we know why Palace deputy spokesperson Abigail Valte declared that the floods are a local government problem. It is problem that should not perturb the President of the Republic.
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Yesterday's Philippine PCSO Draw Results
For June 19, 2013 Wednesday
EZ2 Lotto
Morning 11am: 29-26
Afternoon 4pm: 18-14
Evening 9pm: 04-27
Winning numbers in exact order
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Suertres Lotto Luzon Vis-Min
Morning 11:00 am: 2-5-7
Afternoon 4:00 pm: 1-9-8
Evening 9:00 pm: 6-5-1
Winning numbers in exact order
Php: 4,500 per 10 peso play
4Digit Luzon & Vismin
9pm: 9-7-4-8
Winning numbers in exact order
BINGO Milyonaryo
9pm: B = 5 I = 7 N = 4 G = 4 O = 26 M = 06
4pm: B = 4 I = 6 N = 5 G = 9 O = 16 M = 04
11am: B = 0I = 5 N = 0 G = 7 O = 08 M = 24
Winning numbers in exact order
Mega 6/45 National Lottery
18-41-25-24-16-37
Current Jackpot: Php 29,309,860.00
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Grand 6/55 Lotto
55-45-41-38-12-30
Current Jackpot: P119,878,305.20
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